Shirt Happens

Life can be weird twists, and sometimes it turns out with a stained shirt. Don't fret! It occurs to the best of us. Try to stay calm and find a solution your next move.

• Perhaps you should a stylish new stain remover.
• How about rocking that distressed look?
• {After all, confidenceis the ultimate accessory.

Remember, style is having fun. So let a minor mishap hold you back.

“I’m Not Always Sarcastic, Sometimes I’m Asleep”

Yeah, so you might think I’m just {being|throwing sarcastic all the time. Maybe I am, but honestly? {I’m|I could be exhausted. My brain is a {mess|jungle most of the time, and rarely it just decides to {shut down|take a nap.

{So next time|Try this you catch me being {quiet|slow, don’t assume I’m {being|giving sarcastic. {I might click here just be|I could be asleep.

Warning: May Spontaneously Talk About Cats {

Hi there! Just a heads up: I'm absolutely wild for cats. Like, seriously paws-itive obsessed. So, be warned, you might suddenly find yourself getting a dose of cat facts. Don't worry, I won't purr too loudly, but it's best to stock up on catnip just in case.

Fueled by Caffeine and Mayhem

My brain explodes on rivers of caffeine, and my schedule? Let's just say it wobbles around the concept of unpredictable structure. I attempt to wrangle deadlines, projects, and burst of creative energy. It's a wild ride, but hey, at least I'm never bored.

• Occasionally I even manage to sleep.
• This chaotic landscape is a disaster zone.
• Coffee stains are my only source of light.

I Got Two Shirts That are Both Tees

You think this shirt is rad? Well, guess what? I've got another one just like it! Yeah, that's right, my other shirt is also a t-shirt. It looks just like this one. I love these shirts so much that I snagged another one. Some people might think it's a little odd, but I don't care!

• Who knows, maybe I'll even make a matching set.
• It's like having a spare tire for my wardrobe.

Life is Short, Buy More T-shirts

Dude, consider this: life's like a roller coaster. You only get one go-round, so why not make the most of it? Embrace the chaos!

• Get yourself a wardrobe full of epic tops
• Let your clothes do the talking
• {Who cares what people think?It's your life, rock it!|Ignore the haters and do you!

So next time you're feeling down, or just need a little motivation, hit up your favorite clothing store.

Show the world who you are one T-shirt at a time!